Saturday, October 01, 2005
Oh, She's Going to Heaven FOR SURE
apparently there is a "point system" in place that was never mentioned in the bible. when you die and go to heaven, st. peter stands there with his checklist.
WWJD bracelet = 5 points
diamond encrusted cross necklace = 10 points
license plates/holders = 20 points each
i love when i see one of these cars decked out with anti darwin bumper stickers and "god is my co-pilot" window decals and they are driving like total assholes. what happened to "do unto others?" and i am such a judgemental bitch, that when one of these cars is trying to change lanes and get in front me, i don't let them. hey, if god really wanted you to be in my lane, he would send me sign.
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