Saturday, October 15, 2005
She Was A Small Town Girl With Big City Dreams
PLAYMATE DATA SHEET
BUST: Multiple Nipples. WAIST: Trim and Slim. HIPS: Muscular.
HEIGHT: Knee High. WEIGHT: A Lady Never Tells.
BIRTHDATE: 3-21-05 BIRTHPLACE: Taft, California
AMBITIONS: To make sure my sister, Daphne, receives no affection or attention whatsover. To chew every piece of furniture I can get my paws on. And world peace.
TURN ONS: Beefy bones, Kongs, pig ears, and kibble.
TURN OFFS: Hearing, "NO! BAD CHEW!" a million times a day. Sharing my toys with my sister. Cats.
FAVORITE QUOTE: "Good Girl!"
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