Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Tag! I'm It!

ok, since no one in the blogosphere cares enough to tag me *sniff sniff* i am tagging myself. that and i am just lazy right now.

TEN RANDOM THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
1.) one of my top 3 favorite songs of all time is "dragula" by rob zombie.
2.) my feet are abnormally large considering my height.
3.) i can't watch movies that have bugs in them.
4.) i only buy juvenile sheets (tweety, nemo, winnie the pooh, etc.)
5.) i am a compulsive knitter and for me, surfing online yarn stores is like a 16 year old boy surfing for porn.
6.) no one has seen my natural hair color in 16 years.
7.) i am a staunch liberal who believes in the death penalty.
8.) i am addicted to "text twist."
9.) i have 2 tattoos.
10.) my tivo is my bestest friend in the whole wide world.


NINE PLACES I HAVE VISITED
1.) beirut, lebanon
2.) atlanta, georgia
3.) boston, mass
4.) hawaii
5.) new york
6.) washington dc
7.) san francisco, ca
8.) iowa
9.) minnesota

EIGHT WAYS TO WIN MY HEART
1.) buy me yarn or nacho cheese doritos
2.) quote "arrested development" lines to me
3.) know exactly what i mean when i say, "i am having a mrs. danvers kind of day."
4.) rub my shoulders
5.) cook for me.
6.) send me text messages when you see that john mayer is going to be on tv.
7.) oh hell, just be john mayer.
8.) laugh at my stupid jokes.

SEVEN THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1.) touch john mayer's forearms.
2.) go to London.
3.) talk to john irving.
4.) be able to wear a size 8 for more than one week.
5.) win the lotto.
6.) caress john mayer's forearms.
7.) lick john mayer's forearms.

SIX THINGS I AM AFRAID OF
1.) getting headlice from a movie theater seat.
2.) bridges
3.) falling
4.) having stuff fall on me
5.) fire
6.) big rig trucks

FIVE THINGS I DON'T LIKE
1.) steak
2.) mushrooms
3.) seafood
4.) coconut
5.) nuts

FOUR WAYS TO TURN ME OFF
1.) BO
2.) nose hair
3.) vote republican
4.) chew with your mouth open

THREE THINGS I DO EVERYDAY
1.) clean my toenails
2.) moisturize
3.) read

TWO THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY
1.) john mayer's forearms
2.) french fries

ONE THING ON MY MIND RIGHT NOW
1.) i need to blow dry my hair before it air dries all funky